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sextingtate:

yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost

pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs

skip a few decades. george weasley dies.

fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts

You should almost be ashamed!

(Source: buckycuddles)

egbertdaily:

kurodori:

This upd8 make me pissed

(Hahah I forgot to upload this crap)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I FELT

Legitimate screaming.

(Source: kurobird)

sherlollysmooch:

bassfanimation:

charlie-gus-magnussen:

avocadoandthepizzaman:

Can we take a minute to analyze this cap?

We’ve got Janine and Sherlock posing for their pictures.

Mary like “oh look aren’t they adorable?” and John’s “If you say so, dear.”

Tom’s all “holy crap look at all that confetti it’s a fucking parade over here.”

And then there’s Molly. “Get your filthy whore hands off my Sherlock you lascivious lavender cunt.”

lascivious lavender cunt

Lascivious Lavendercunt

Lavender?

Lavender needs to STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIPS!!!!

(Source: killian-morelike-killingme)

nicosgaycrush:

counteragentfilms:

dacookiesrmine:

sparklywizard-in-a-box:

sovereigncephalopod:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

I love how tumblr is so hell bent on their being a Marauders movie they will probably end up making it themselves

wow this is scarily well done

BEST ONE BEST ONE BEST ONE

YOUNG SNAPE THO

A plus

this is actually the best dreamcast I’ve ever seen

Suddenly have the urge to pester jk Rowling…

(Source: bowberry)

captainsnoop:

sexhaver:

tropius:

hawaiian-dom:

"Come here Princess. It’s time for your examination, just lay on the bench and spread your legs. I promise I will not be gentle"

holy SHIT

how did this man get access to an examination table

did

did this person really buy a k-mart tie and dress clothes and sneak in to a free clinic or some shit to make this

because those clothes are too cheap to actually belong to someone that wears them to work so

what the fuck dude

did you sneak in to a free clinic

did you tell them that you had the sniffles so that you could sneak a webcam inside and film your scrawny k-mart ass pointing at an exam table

I am genuinely curious 

Is it that hard to believe that doctors can be kinky?

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